Ainderby Quernhow - "an island of hope in a hateful world...."

The quiet Yorkshire village Ainderby Quernhow, a center of pilgrimage for the weary, a place of sanctuary for the damned. Lost forever between the urban monsters, Thirsk and Ripon. Few know the treasures of one of the nations most unheeded sources of spiritual calm, but now you can! Ainderby Quernhow is now open to the destructive, yet artful attentions of mass tourism.
Any ungrateful member of the sun-seeking public can find a welcome change to the drudgery of warm weather and hateful foreign cultures. You want a unique cultural experience? A holiday for the whole family? Well in Yorkshire, bigotry and incest are both rife and are socially acceptable, providing a happy compromise between education and fun.

Badgering Ainderby Quernhow stylee:

It was cold, and dark, but still Ainderby rocked my world!

Quote from Ainderby 'first timer' - "you wont regret stopping here, the pub is nice."